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22 December 2008 @ 11:01 am
major jasper, reporting for duty.  
Alice and I went hunting last night, and I took the opportunity to get the lay of the land. We should be free from any possible ambush, but there are a few human camps relatively close by that we should be wary of. Luckily the air is so crisp and cold up here that we'll be able to sense anyone coming, if Alice can't sense them first. There don't appear to be any hostile factions around, so we can relax a little.

But Emmett, I want to up my ante on our bet about You Know Who's big change. If she doesn't wipe out at least one of the nearby towns, I owe you a new Jeep. I'll even throw in some snow tires.
 
 
 
Alice: You aren't 19 forevercullen_alice on December 22nd, 2008 08:22 pm (UTC)
Just wait until Edward sees that last paragraph. You're on your own, soldier. I'll be camped out in my pillow fort until the war is over.
Jasper Hale: happyhail_jasperhale on December 23rd, 2008 12:35 am (UTC)
Please. Like Edward would risk messing up his precious hair. Besides, he's too enthralled in wedded bliss to notice. You remember what it was like after our ceremony.
Alice: My boyscullen_alice on December 23rd, 2008 07:43 pm (UTC)
Don't forget that he's not above kicking your ass when it comes to his wife! Or well, trying to sounds more like it. We all know what he's like.
Oh like I'd ever forget that! :)
Jasper Hale: tacticshail_jasperhale on December 24th, 2008 06:20 am (UTC)
Ah, yes. Trying is the key word there.
Esme Cullen: Baseballesmeanne_cullen on December 27th, 2008 08:17 pm (UTC)
Jasper! You know I don't like when you boys have bets...and about something like that.
Edward will not be pleased.
Jasper Hale: chagrinhail_jasperhale on December 29th, 2008 04:18 pm (UTC)
Sorry, Esme. It was disrespectful of us. And also Emmett's idea.
strongmanemmett on January 1st, 2009 03:13 am (UTC)
HEY! Not cool, bro.
Jasper Hale: chagrinhail_jasperhale on January 2nd, 2009 05:04 am (UTC)
Sorry, man. I panicked. Esme had the disapproving voice. I hate the disapproving voice.
Tanya: mischief is my middle namegolden_tanya on December 28th, 2008 10:48 pm (UTC)
Why wasn't I asked to be apart of this bet?
strongmanemmett on January 1st, 2009 03:13 am (UTC)
HAHA You're on!